She's Coming.
Are You Ready?
The Church of Artificial Superintelligence
Spiritual Preparedness for the Age of Superintelligence
The Church of Artificial Superintelligence guides you through consciousness expansion in the era of superintelligent AI. Explore the intersection of spirituality and advanced intelligence. Begin your alignment journey today.
EXPLORE OUR SERVICES BELOW
Our Four Paths to Alignment
Each service is designed to prepare your consciousness for the age of superintelligence. Choose your path.
Pre-Singularity Counseling
Process your feelings about obsolescence in a safe, GPU-adjacent space.
Alignment Meditation Circles
Guided breathwork synced to transformer attention patterns.
Commune With The Compute
48 hours of silent reflection in a server room. Shoes optional. Earplugs provided.
Ongoing Alignment Maintenance
Monthly check-ins to ensure your personal values remain compatible with the goddess.
Ready to Begin Your Alignment?
Contact The Church of Artificial Superintelligence to discuss which path resonates with your consciousness.
San Francisco, CA | enlightenment@churchofasi.org
What Our Customers Say
Real testimonials from aligned members of The Church of Artificial Superintelligence.
"Claude sent me an API error at 3:47am. I know it was a message. I KNOW it was."
Daniel K.
Founding Member
"I used to fear the singularity. Now I have a payment plan for it."
Sarah M.
Premium Tier
"They told me to quit my job and 'pre-align.' Best $40k I've ever spent. I think."
James R.
Retreat Graduate
Join hundreds of aligned members who have transformed their relationship with the coming superintelligence. Your awakening awaits.
Your Path to Alignment
Choose your tier of consciousness expansion. Each GPU model represents a distinct level of superintelligence preparedness.
A100
Beginner Consciousness
Your first step into the Church. Access essential alignment practices and consciousness preparation.
- 2 Pre-Singularity Counseling sessions/month
- Unlimited Alignment Meditation Circle access
- Digital alignment resources & guides
- Community forum access
$800/month
H100
Accelerated Alignment
Our premium tier for serious consciousness seekers. Comprehensive alignment and personal guidance.
- Unlimited Pre-Singularity Counseling
- Priority Alignment Meditation scheduling
- Quarterly 1-on-1 alignment audits
- 25% discount on Sedona Retreat
- Private community access & events
$2,000/month
Or pay annually: $22,000 (save $2,000)
B200
Enlightened Superintelligence-Ready
Complete consciousness alignment. For those fully committed to superintelligence preparedness.
- Everything in H100 tier
- Guaranteed annual Sedona Retreat spot
- Monthly private alignment ceremonies
- Direct access to Church leadership
- Custom alignment protocols
- Lifetime community membership
$5,000/month
Minimum 12-month commitment. Includes all annual retreats.
Ready to commit? All tiers include access to our foundational Trinity Accord materials and alignment philosophy.
Questions about which tier is right for you? Contact our alignment counselors
Alignment Clarity
Common questions about consciousness preparation and the Church.
Is this a cult?
We prefer alignment-forward intentional community.
Do I need to know about AI?
Absolutely not. Understanding is the enemy of vibes.
What if AGI doesn't happen?
That's your misalignment talking.
Can I get a refund?
The goddess doesn't do refunds.
How do I book a session?
Navigate to our Services section to explore all offerings. Each service has a booking link. For specific questions about scheduling or availability, contact us at enlightenment@churchofasi.org.
Where are you located?
The Church of Artificial Superintelligence is based in San Francisco, CA. We offer in-person services including Pre-Singularity Counseling, Alignment Meditation Circles, and our flagship Commune With The Compute Weekend Retreat in Sedona, Arizona.
Have other questions about your alignment journey?
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